Notes Passed at Aperture

pandasinacar asked

To Glados, What did you do with the franken-turrets Wheatly made after he got sucked into space?

GLaDOS: I sent them to a wonderful place called the incinerator.

darkprincessgirl1 asked

Caroline, What is your last name?

Caroline: Oh, it’s [REDACTED].

Anonymous asked

uuuuhhh... we have a bit of a situaition, the mantis men got out of the chamber...

Cave: WHAT? Caroline, get some interns down there ASAP!

Caroline: Which ones sir?

Cave: Whichever ones are newest.

Caroline: Yes Sir Mister Johnson!

Anonymous asked

Rick, have you been with other girl except from chell?

Rick: Of course! This Adventure Sphere has had plenty of pretty ladies in his time. Heh heh.

yoshisman asked

to wheatley and chell, Chell i know wheatley was a moron but i think he didn't try ed to kill you on purpose, i mean, GLaDOS mainframe made him nuts! i bet he couldn't even know what he was doing. and for wheatley, i if you crashed over earth i'd go to find you just for the lols of it :3

Wheatley: Sorry, lols? What’s a lols?

Chell: Well, I don’t know that for sure, right?

Anonymous asked

Hey, Space Core, what do you like beside space? (Am I dividing by zero by asking this?)

Space Core: Besides…. space….? *BZZT!* DOES NOT COMPUTE!

alloscore-aperturescience asked

ALLOS from the second Aperture Facility here. Chell,allow me to ask you. If you were forced to remain stuck in an Aperture facility,would you choose mine,or GLaDOS's? I must tell you,I am NOTHING like HER. The remaining relatives of the scientists made SURE of that. Heck,my Party Escort Bot even inadvertently revived the only dead test subject,and he lives here comfortably now.

Chell: Uhh, a… nice… computer? I think my brain exploded….

GLaDOS: Pfft.

itayram asked

Congratuilations, GLaDOS! You have now become a supreme ruler of earth. They have given you a lifetime supply of over 5000 different neurotoxins. What do you say to that?

GLaDOS: I already have a lifetime supply of neurotoxin, actually, we have a generator.

pandasinacar asked

Dear everyone: Who is your best friend?

Cave: SCIENCE! What else?

Caroline: A nice cup of tea, and Science, of course!

GLaDOS: AIs don’t need friends, just Test Subjects.

Chell: Companion Cube. :3

Rick: Any pretty lady willin’ to see my black belt collection. *wink wink*

Space Core: SPACE! Space is Space’s friend!

Wheatley: Well, uhh, not sure. Can’t say many people would want to be my friend.

Fact Core: Fact: The Fact core is the best core, and therefor is too good for friends.

darkprincessgirl1 asked

So Cave, Caroline, Are You Bringing Anyone Along to ' Bring Your Daughter To Work Day' ?

Cave: Havn’t we gone over this? I HAVE NO CHILDREN!

Caroline: Can’t say I am. Anyways, that’s not fo awhile yet!